Excuse Me? What was that?

Bailey's been making a lot of strange noises these days. She just started saying, "Nya MYA DyA NaDa MYaya". Amazing, huh? I know! I hope to get it all on tape as soon as I finish charging my video camera. It's not easy charging my video camera (or anything for that matter) in this house anymore. Since the ENORMOUS electric bill we got last month, the CFO of Regan, Inc. made the executive decision to just go ahead and unplug EVERYTHING in the house. Nothing stays plugged in anymore. I was shaving with my new electric razor this morning and she violently yanked the cord from of the wall and grumbled, "You look better with scruff"...and stormed angrily from the bathroom.

Well obviously that never happened, but it could have happened if a dramedy was based on my life and written by some network loser. And is it dramady or dramedy? Either way, I am blaming the fact that I haven't taken a lot of video lately on Kristin's decision to conserve energy when obviously it's because I watch way too much crappy TV.

Back to Bailey and her cuteness. She's got this other cute little thing she does where she just screams and screams and then does a raspberry and then screams again. It's all in a joyous fashion and usually occurs after she puts anything in her mouth. It's cute at first, but then gets a bit unpleasant for a few minutes before getting right back to cute again. She kind of reminds me of Bobcat Goldthwait or Timmy from South Park when she's like this. And for that, I've never been more proud in my life.

Take a look at the latest episode of Bailey TV as my little Gisele Bunchkin jams to her new theme song.