The Most Talented Baby Ever

Due to circumstances beyond my control (damn Women's Lib), I have been spending A LOT of time with Miss Bailey Liz recently. So much time that I haven't been my normal witty and family-friendly self on the old Daily Bailey - The Baby Blog Where Everybody Knows Your Name. I'm sorry for this, but what am I going to do? The truth will all come out someday in the book. And trust me, there will be a book about this crazy little creature of ours.

But this lack of time doesn't mean I haven't been capturing every single second of her life on video. It just takes some effort to edit down the clips and get some alone time at the computer. Bailey is very good at apprehending the keyboard. This is one of her many talents. Check out these videos for an up-close and personal look at just some of at the many many talents of our beautiful little Wonderchild.

First we have a clip I call,"Oh My God Kristin, We're So Friggin Screwed". I wouldn't believe it either if I haven't been watching her do it for a week now.

This second clip is called "Piano Gal". Bailey is already more musically inclined than her parents.

Now get ready to lose your shit. You will now witness the most amazing feet accomplished by any baby ever. Shit, this is something Billy Joel could never do. I'm sorry for all the swears, but this clip deserves at least a couple of "shits", if not worse. I call it, "Twinkle Toes: The baby who taught the world to drink and play piano at the same time".

Stayed tuned to The Daily Bailey for many more. Let's hope none of these end up as flashback footage on a future airing of E! True Hollywood Story.