I've been told that people will like you more if you can laugh about yourself. So I'm OK with people making jokes about my steadily decreasing head of hair. That's my thing. I'm the balding guy. Ha Ha. Whatever. I can deal with it. At least I'm not the short guy.
Anyway, at Bailey's Christening, my Great-Aunt Millie wanted to stand behind me in line at the buffet because she liked looking at my "Yamaka". "It's OK," she said as she pointed to my Great-Uncle Jim's bald spot. "Your Uncle Jim has a Yamaka too."
So I laugh at the jokes about my infant having more hair than I do, because it's true. But why does my daughter have to have so much damn hair? Is this karma coming back on me for seriously hating Jeff Van Gundy solely because he has really bad hair? Now all of a sudden I'm George "The Animal" Steele next to Bailey’s massive mop of gorgeous hair and Kristin's thick and luxurious curly locks. I can step out of the shower and my hair will be fully-dry in 2 minutes - and that's being generous. Take a look what we go through every night with Miss Fancy Follicles.
Oh, and pardon the naked toddler at the end. That’s my niece Abby. She a nudist.
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Boy Bailey what a gorgeous head of hair you have, wish I had all your curls. Lauren went on and on last night talking about all the fun she had with Kristin and Bailey yesterday. She couldn't stop talking about how adorable Bailey was. Scott, don't worry you still look handsome, to tell you the truth I never noticed. Love to all of you, hope to see you soon.
Oops, forgot to add the video comment. I love the video I already watched it over and over. She is so expressionable I just want to reach out and grab her sweet little face. Boy Scott and Kristin she is such a happy little baby. Give her a big squeeze and kiss from her great auntie.
Thanks Auntie Linda! We missed you yesterday. It was so great to see Lauren and Chrissy. Bailey just loved Arielle. And I agree with you, my husband is still as handsome as ever even with less hair.
Loved the video, "Miss Fancy Follicles" is the cutest baby in the universe! Scott, isn't it "yamaka," not "yakama?"
Yakama? Damn spell check.
Love the new theme!
"yarmulke" Goys!!
Bailey is a Shayna Maideleh
Lib hobn,
Seide
Scott, I think you look great, not a day past 60...
Papa, thank you. I was going to post a threatening reply in German, but thought may be a bit over the line for a baby blog.
Aunty Andrea, your comment was hysterical.
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